Handing in My Homework

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts. Hoggy

warty Hogwarts. Teach us

something please. Whether

we be old and bald or young

with scabby knees. Our heads

could do with filling with

some interesting stuff. For

now they're bare and full

of air. Dead flies and bits

of fluff. So teach us things

worth knowing. Bring back

what we've forgot. Just do

your best, we'll do the rest,

and learn until our brains

all rot."